… but I’m gonna dangle you over that ledge. The hell you are!
Britta Perry in “App Development and Condiments”
You know what they say. Fives have lives, fours have chores, threes have fleas, twos have blues, and ones don’t get a rhyme because they’re garbage
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes
A tart inspired by Jane Austen’s PRIDE AND PREJUDICE; Earl grey and lavender-infused chocolate ganache in a lemon sweet pastry crust. x
No point in trying to write a better one-liner than this